I am a College Student

I can't help it, I love the GMen from psychonauts. I just finished Boyds level again yesterday. I've been looking at everyone else's gmen and I couldnt help but try my own ... and there's so much material for this one, It had to be done... if you've got extra ideas, dont hesitate to post...

"I can use my card to buy things as long as I dont run out of meals."

"I bought my younger sibling a teeshirt so that I can pimp my college from far away."

"This essay is the best BS I have ever put on paper."

"I have to work on campus because my parents are too rich to get financial aid."

"It takes a dollar in quarters to do my laundry, but the dryers dont work well and require 50 cents more."

"I buy a soda for 1.25 every day at the vending machine, even though I can get twice as much at the 7 Eleven down the street for half the price."

"I've heard these are the best years of my life."

"Friend me."

"My roommate refuses to turn off their light and let me sleep."

"I only attend 25% of my classes but pass because I take the midterms."

"I hate stereotypes, but that won't keep me from drinking, smoking, and staging political protests."

"Toga parties are not as fun as they look."