I wanted one... oh man I wanted one so bad.
I still want one.
Not so much a punchline on this strip, not like part 1 which is here: [link]
Fem!Shep is mine. Her name is Jame, appropriately. In ME1 she's pure Paragon Soldier in ME2 she's 10% Renegade and an Infiltrator. Cerberus kicked the girlscout out of her.
Oh and ~DhaKarta
wrote an awesome backstory in the comments: [link]